Since the world is supposed to come to an end tomorrow night at 6pm I thought it would be fun to encourage folks to purge themselves in a confessional of sorts here on BB. I’ll get the ball rolling and reveal 5 of my dirty little secrets….
1. I am a 38 year-old Gleek and not only do I watch Glee regularly, I have dreams at least once a week that I am the girl that turns Blaine straight.
2. I am addicted to Skittles.
3. While I traded my Diet Coke addiction for a Skittle addiction, I still order Diet Coke at restaurants.
4. I got a teeny bit of Botox yesterday for the 11 between my eyes.
5. The training schedule called for a 40 min tempo run this morning, but the world is ending so I decided to sleep in.
Confess, my friends! Tell us all your dirty little secrets!
Dirty little secrets:
1. I used to be seriously addicted to Lucky Charms. Outside of eating them for every meal, I used to cover women in them, eat them in the bathroom, use them to pay bills, pick fights with actual Leprechauns, and puke rainbows.
2. I once went to a plastic surgeon for a consult. He ended up refusing to give me bat wings based on some sort of medical oath. I stole a box of band aids.
3. I’ve been kicked out of two psychologists offices after two sessions. The second time, I broke a chair. I stole several books that I didn’t understand and broke an ashtray.
4. I have a tattoo of Minnie Mouse getting buggered by Pluto. It’s on my inner thigh and I have no memory of getting it, where or when. All I know is that I have it. And it’s badly done and Pluto is missing a leg and Minnie has no face.
5. Cheese gives me the urge to Flashdance. When I sing karaoke, I eat a lump of Gouda and get all wet and angry with a chair. It’s quite spectacular.
Here’s the real dirty little secret: one of those things is 100% true.
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Hmm, there is just so darn much to choose from!
1) I love the physique of a runner, but hate to run.
2) I shoplifted makeup when I was 12 even though I didn’t even wear it yet.
3) I had no idea about the apocolypse until this afternoon.)
4) I eat my kids’ Halloween candy – but only the good ones.
5) I forgot to be Tooth Fairy 2 nights in a row!
6) I hate mopping and matching socks.
There is so much more, but hey the worlds’ ending why wallow in confessions – time to party!
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Ooh and I too have had botox and also restalyne – brow furrows. I love it!
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