Does this work? Can you randomly Skype women and find the true love of your life with a letter like this? I guess the law of averages could work in your favor if you contacted a large number of women. Maybe. I’ve narrated my response to this lovely gentleman in red. I’m tempted to be flattered….
How are you doing? (I’m awesome )I know that you don’t know me but I’d like to tell you a little about myself (oh, please do – I’m on the edge of my seat); My name is XXXX, single, never married before and have 1 kid at the moment. (OH, and clearly you have super sperm, very manly!) His name is XXXXX, 11 months old and he is my life. I’m 6ft 3inches tall. I am Civil Engineer and I will be very happy to know you, have a good relationship and to start a new life with you. (I thought you already had a life. You said XXX is your life. Which life do you want?)
I love to laugh and I am an easy going person, but can be intensely serious if the situation presents itself (thank God – ’cause I’m not very good at being serious. EVER.). I am very romantic, passionate and a very positive person, I think I am kind in heart and tender of soul. (Can’t imagine why you are single…)
My desire is to meet a sensitive, caring loving woman who wants a friend……… (Aw, I bet you say that to all your baby mamas) My interpretation of a friend is one to whom you can pour out all the contents of your heart, chaff and grain together (ooh sounds dirty), knowing that the gentleness of hands will take it all, keep that which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away.. (blow it all away honey) I will thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you. (*barf*)
I would want someone that is kind, caring, loving, enjoys life, one that knows there is stress in life..but doesn’t let it run her life (strike one for me), one that isn’t afraid to show and express her feelings (does throwing a tantrum count?). Someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship.. not just a few dates.. Are you that special woman? (I’ve been married for 16 years so that probably describes me pretty well.)
I hope you will agree completely that honesty and communication are very important (completely). Hope to read from you soon and always keep that lovely smile on your face (*blush/barf*). Here is my email if you would like to write me; XXXX@gmail.com